thoodleoo:

going into an airport can count as a trip to the underworld i think

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hannahp0calypse:

thinking about weird cultural shit around sexuality/swear words/etc etc and how wild it is that i have to teach my phone’s autocorrect to let me say “fuck”. thats a thing i have to do. my phone will go “Nuh-uh, you naughty so-and-so, you can’t say that!” until i tell it enough times that Yes, Actually, I Don’t Mean Ducking and how fucking wild that is. earlier today i had to convince my phone that “hickies” was a word. hickies is too explicit for my phone to include in its default dictionary. but yknow what? it always capitalizes YouTube correctly.

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oleanthe:

god this tickles me

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honigimohr:

I’m sensitive you dumb bitch

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deloveusion:

yeah sex is cool but has anyone ever hugged you so tight that you feel genuinely loved

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disgustinggf:

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mikaababy:

i wanna hold hands at a museum with my lover not whatever this is

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puppygirl-hornyposting:

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Forgot to take ADHD meds today, brain is dopamn’t

max-oats:

max-oats:

max-oats:

max-oats:

hey folks,,,,,… glad 2 b here on tubblr . here’s a little self-portrait of me,, a human male

on my way to work at the job factory :) lets get this bread !, and by bre,d i mean human money dollars haha. dont even like bred

feeding the ducks

(disclaimer: i do Not live in thi,s pond. i live in a home House.)

ah . allow me to introduce my two lovely childen . Child and Baby . :) they are both just regular Men just like their old man(me)

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Ngl it’s 19 hour hug vibes and head pats vibes tonight fam

moonkitty:

moonkitty:

im a proud “ive never used chat gpt” user btw

i honestly dont think I’ve willingly used a chatbot since….. cleverbot in 2012. i genuinely dont know why so many people care about this ai bullshit. sorry im with the boomers on this one. i need human creation, emotion, and thought to be interested, pal

I use if for my job bc it’s smarter than me every time, all I have to do is Google for sources, but more often than not it’s right

beanstalklikezgoatz:

Rocket

reckless-rider:

That scene where Gamora uses the sword was so hot omg 😳😳😳 pop off queen