average irl mutual interaction
Ash - “Have you heard about *something happening in your life*”
Me - “??????? Where would I have heard that??”
Me later, checking out the wolfie rambles tag…. “Oh”
Can you watch this freaking thing for me
congratulations 🥳 you are still alive🤌most people are so ungrateful to be alive😔 but not you☝not anymore😘
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if you found out that your dad has 120k followers on tiktok what would it be for? what would your dad’s tiktok niche be
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gffa:
I don’t want to write fic that’s “good”, I want to write a fic that hits someone’s id so hard it changes their brain chemistry.
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“you should be at the club” i should be in the woods. performing the ritual.
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I was told she pets other dogs but I wasn’t ready for how funny it is
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Anonymous asked:
omg yeag what happened to mbmbam? did they just fall out of relevance :'(
they were unfortunately found dead in a cellar with their tails tied in a great knot. seemingly having been unable to move or untangle themselves, they starved to death. sad but they are now being loaned out to museums









